The text of a humorous short play for elementary and middle school for girls and boys

The text of a humorous short play for school

Among the selection of possible genres for girls’ and boys’ school plays, in most educational levels, comic plays have a special place because of creating a happy and pleasant atmosphere for students, and can have significant and significant effects on the spirit of each one of them, whether they are boys or girls, at any age.

Usually, the topics of these plays are chosen in such a way that, despite the important messages it conveys to the students, there is also an atmosphere of humor, jokes and laughter, and its contents, in the form of humor, teach important messages to the students and remain in their minds.

Today, we in Alamuto have dedicated a post to this topic for you dear ones under the title of the text of a humorous short play for elementary and middle school for girls and boys, and we hope that this topic will be of interest to you and that you will enjoy reading it.

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The text of a humorous short play for elementary and middle school girls

Today, my mom made soup, then poured it into a dish and said eat it and see how salty it is. Then I went to the salt dispenser (but I didn’t take it), I said it is low in salt, and he said no, it’s good!
Since I didn’t have a salt shaker, I had an open thermos so that I wouldn’t waste it

I went and jumped from the refrigerator ^_^
Diy
I didn’t want to get lost -_-

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“The woman entered the psychologist’s room with a bruised and wounded head and face.
The doctor asked her: Madam! what happened
The lady replied: Doctor, I don’t know what to do anymore.
Whenever my husband comes home from work, he first punches and kicks me and then calms down, I don’t know if he is getting drunk or God forbid, he is going crazy.
The doctor said: What I can prescribe for you is that when your husband comes home, brew a cup of green tea and start rolling the tea, and continue this for half an hour.
Two weeks later, the lady returned to the doctor with a healthy and smiling appearance and said: Doctor, your diagnosis and prescription were wonderful.
Every time my husband came home, I started to pour tea and my husband had nothing to do with me, but I still didn’t understand what properties this green tea had that solved our problem like this?
The doctor said: “If you hold your tongue for half an hour when your husband just comes home, many things will be solved!”

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Subject: A wonderful meeting for the school

Characters:

the teacher

Moderator

Students named: Sarah, Maryam and Mino

scene: School office

The moderator enters very seriously: Today, children, we have a wonderful meeting on an important topic at school.

The students ask with fear, why, what happened, Mrs. Nazem?

Mrs. Nazim says with the same serious tone, “Yes, tell me that some people have just remembered to check their eyebrows in the mirror.”

Sarah says, “Dad, ma’am, we were scared, we thought, what’s wrong, this is health care, believe me, we want to take care to prevent depression.”

The teacher says with a surprised tone: You are right, sir, but not in the middle of the math exam

Mino: Ma’am, it’s not a human’s hand to open a frown in the middle of a math exam. I open the math book, and you frown too, that’s why we have to check that our skin doesn’t crack, at least at this age.

Hanam Nazem: We say this for your health, what is the purpose of taking a selfie with your phone in the middle of the gym call?

Maryam: Madam, it is well known that exercise is good for health and makes people beautiful. We take pictures in the middle of the exercise bell to record our beauty. Let’s not forget that exercise makes people beautiful.

Sara: Yes, Mrs. Dad, believe in God, it is very important to register motivation

Mrs. Mualem, who is bursting with laughter, says: “Then may I ask what is your motivation, sir?”

Sara: Ma’am, the motivation of doing sports this time will be for the rest of your life

Everyone laughs together

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Subject: Using a mirror all the time in school

Characters:

Moderator

Two teachers named: Leila and Narges

scene: In the middle of the school yard

Mrs. Nazem: Why do you bring mirrors to your school?

Narges: Ma’am, for self-knowledge, didn’t you say that we should first achieve our own self-knowledge and then move on to other things?

Leila: Yes, Mrs. Narges is right, we wanted to find out who needs self-improvement more than others.

Mrs. Nazim: Well, now we have come to the conclusion of your self-recognition

Narges: Yes, ma’am, we understand that we both have to start our self-improvement very seriously

Mrs. Nazem: When are you going to start now?

Narges: Ma’am, please let us go, we will start in two minutes

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Subject: school assignment

Characters:

the teacher

Two students named: Hadih, Bita

scene: middle of the class

Teacher: Guys, where is your homework?

Bita sadly: Madam, I didn’t tell you that my homework was lost last night

Teacher: Dad, what does it mean to be lost?

Bita is still sad: I don’t know, ma’am, we worked so hard, we got depressed since yesterday

Teacher: Very well, at least find it by tomorrow, he doesn’t want to upset you too much, I will look tomorrow

Gift: Madam, permission?

Teacher: Please

Gift: Mrs. Tavarai Farda Mam is missing

The teacher was surprised: I haven’t given tomorrow’s homework yet, so it will be lost

Gift: Madam, to prevent my depression tomorrow, I said it in advance

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The text of a humorous short play for elementary and middle school boys

*Teacher: “Mohsen! If you give a thousand tomans to your friend, Reza, and give another five hundred tomans, how much will Mina’s money be in total?”

Mohsen angrily says: “Allow! Excuse me, do you forgive me from the Khalifa’s pocket?! »

Teacher: “Why did you come to school so late?”

Student: “Sir, allow me! I was dreaming of a football match. “Because the game went to overtime, I had to stay asleep until the result was known.”

Teacher: If you have 200 tomans and your brother takes 50 tomans, how much money will you have left?

Student: “300 Tomans.”

*Teacher angrily: “300 Tomans?!”

Student: “Because I cry so much that my father gives me another 150 tomans!”

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Teacher: Tell me what is the difference between sky electricity and home electricity?
Student: Sir, sky electricity is free, but home electricity is paid.
Teacher: If Hamid has 5 pencils and gives 3 of them to Reza, how many pencils will he have left?
Student: Sir, allow me! We do not know Hamid and we have nothing to do with him.
Teacher: Name two amphibians.
Student: Frog and his brother.
Teacher: Tell me to see! Where did the potato come from?
Disciple: Since the first apple fell from the tree.

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At dawn, a rooster started crowing on a tree and a fox that was passing by approached him.

The fox said: You call the adhan so well, let’s go downstairs and pray in congregation.

The rooster said: “I am only a muezzin” and before the prayer, he lay down at the foot of the tree and pointed to the lion that was sleeping there.

The lion roared and the fox ran away.

The rooster said, “Didn’t you want us to pray?” so where are you going

The fox replied: I’m going to renew my ablution and come back!

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Subject: poor ball

Character:

coach

Students: Amir and Mohammad

scene: school yard

Coach: Guys, where is my ball? It’s not what I’m looking for. You didn’t have a cut?

Amir: No sir, we saw him shoot himself in the courtyard

Coach: By himself?

Mohammad: Yes, sir, he was going very fast, mom, we were all cheering him, I think he got a little nervous.

Coach: Well, who will go to the yard to bring my ball?

Amir: Sir, we would like to go, but unfortunately we decided to pursue our dream career

Coach: What a professional

Amir: Sir, we cheered! We decided to coach

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Subject: Arriving late is prohibited

Characters:

Moderator

Two students named:

Ehsan, Ali

scene: School office

Angrily moderator: You two are late! Do you know what time it is?

Ali: Sir, by God, we tried very hard to sleep faster last night, to sleep faster, to get to school earlier in the morning.

Nazem laughed and said: Boys, being late will make you miss your classes. If you want to become a doctor and be successful, you must first be punctual.

Ehsan: Yes, sir, we know, we promise to sleep early and come back soon

Mr. Nazim says: Say no from tomorrow, I will learn from now

Ehsan: I’m sorry, but you took us to the office, we stayed in the office, so how can we be punctual from now on?

Nazem, laughing, says: Very well, run and go upstairs

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