The text of a humorous short play for school
Among the selection of possible genres for girls’ and boys’ school plays, in most educational levels, comic plays have a special place because of creating a happy and pleasa atmosphere for studes, and can have significa and significa effects on the spirit of each one of them, whether they are boys or girls, at any age.
Usually, the topics of these plays are chosen in such a way that, despite the importa messages it conveys to the studes, there is also an atmosphere of humor, jokes and laughter, and its coes, in the form of humor, teach importa messages to the studes and remain in their minds.
Today, we in Alamuto have dedicated a post to this topic for you dear ones under the title of the text of a humorous short play for elemeary and middle school for girls and boys, and we hope that this topic will be of ierest to you and that you will enjoy reading it.
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The text of a humorous short play for elemeary and middle school girls
Today, my mom made soup, then poured it io a dish and said eat it and see how salty it is. Then I we to the salt dispenser (but I didn’t take it), I said it is low in salt, and he said no, it’s good!
Since I didn’t have a salt shaker, I had an open thermos so that I wouldn’t waste it
I we and jumped from the refrigerator ^_^
Diy
I didn’t wa to get lost -_-
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“The woman eered the psychologist’s room with a bruised and wounded head and face.
The doctor asked her: Madam! what happened
The lady replied: Doctor, I don’t know what to do anymore.
Whenever my husband comes home from work, he first punches and kicks me and then calms down, I don’t know if he is getting drunk or God forbid, he is going crazy.
The doctor said: What I can prescribe for you is that when your husband comes home, brew a cup of green tea and start rolling the tea, and coinue this for half an hour.
Two weeks later, the lady returned to the doctor with a healthy and smiling appearance and said: Doctor, your diagnosis and prescription were wonderful.
Every time my husband came home, I started to pour tea and my husband had nothing to do with me, but I still didn’t understand what properties this green tea had that solved our problem like this?
The doctor said: “If you hold your tongue for half an hour when your husband just comes home, many things will be solved!”
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Subject: A wonderful meeting for the school
Characters:
the teacher
Moderator
Studes named: Sarah, Maryam and Mino
scene: School office
The moderator eers very seriously: Today, children, we have a wonderful meeting on an importa topic at school.
The studes ask with fear, why, what happened, Mrs. Nazem?
Mrs. Nazim says with the same serious tone, “Yes, tell me that some people have just remembered to check their eyebrows in the mirror.”
Sarah says, “Dad, ma’am, we were scared, we thought, what’s wrong, this is health care, believe me, we wa to take care to preve depression.”
The teacher says with a surprised tone: You are right, sir, but not in the middle of the math exam
Mino: Ma’am, it’s not a human’s hand to open a frown in the middle of a math exam. I open the math book, and you frown too, that’s why we have to check that our skin doesn’t crack, at least at this age.
Hanam Nazem: We say this for your health, what is the purpose of taking a selfie with your phone in the middle of the gym call?
Maryam: Madam, it is well known that exercise is good for health and makes people beautiful. We take pictures in the middle of the exercise bell to record our beauty. Let’s not forget that exercise makes people beautiful.
Sara: Yes, Mrs. Dad, believe in God, it is very importa to register motivation
Mrs. Mualem, who is bursting with laughter, says: “Then may I ask what is your motivation, sir?”
Sara: Ma’am, the motivation of doing sports this time will be for the rest of your life
Everyone laughs together
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Subject: Using a mirror all the time in school
Characters:
Moderator
Two teachers named: Leila and Narges
scene: In the middle of the school yard
Mrs. Nazem: Why do you bring mirrors to your school?
Narges: Ma’am, for self-knowledge, didn’t you say that we should first achieve our own self-knowledge and then move on to other things?
Leila: Yes, Mrs. Narges is right, we waed to find out who needs self-improveme more than others.
Mrs. Nazim: Well, now we have come to the conclusion of your self-recognition
Narges: Yes, ma’am, we understand that we both have to start our self-improveme very seriously
Mrs. Nazem: When are you going to start now?
Narges: Ma’am, please let us go, we will start in two minutes
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Subject: school assignme
Characters:
the teacher
Two studes named: Hadih, Bita
scene: middle of the class
Teacher: Guys, where is your homework?
Bita sadly: Madam, I didn’t tell you that my homework was lost last night
Teacher: Dad, what does it mean to be lost?
Bita is still sad: I don’t know, ma’am, we worked so hard, we got depressed since yesterday
Teacher: Very well, at least find it by tomorrow, he doesn’t wa to upset you too much, I will look tomorrow
Gift: Madam, permission?
Teacher: Please
Gift: Mrs. Tavarai Farda Mam is missing
The teacher was surprised: I haven’t given tomorrow’s homework yet, so it will be lost
Gift: Madam, to preve my depression tomorrow, I said it in advance
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The text of a humorous short play for elemeary and middle school boys
*Teacher: “Mohsen! If you give a thousand tomans to your friend, Reza, and give another five hundred tomans, how much will Mina’s money be in total?”
Mohsen angrily says: “Allow! Excuse me, do you forgive me from the Khalifa’s pocket?! »
Teacher: “Why did you come to school so late?”
Stude: “Sir, allow me! I was dreaming of a football match. “Because the game we to overtime, I had to stay asleep uil the result was known.”
Teacher: If you have 200 tomans and your brother takes 50 tomans, how much money will you have left?
Stude: “300 Tomans.”
*Teacher angrily: “300 Tomans?!”
Stude: “Because I cry so much that my father gives me another 150 tomans!”
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Teacher: Tell me what is the difference between sky electricity and home electricity?
Stude: Sir, sky electricity is free, but home electricity is paid.
Teacher: If Hamid has 5 pencils and gives 3 of them to Reza, how many pencils will he have left?
Stude: Sir, allow me! We do not know Hamid and we have nothing to do with him.
Teacher: Name two amphibians.
Stude: Frog and his brother.
Teacher: Tell me to see! Where did the potato come from?
Disciple: Since the first apple fell from the tree.
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At dawn, a rooster started crowing on a tree and a fox that was passing by approached him.
The fox said: You call the adhan so well, let’s go downstairs and pray in congregation.
The rooster said: “I am only a muezzin” and before the prayer, he lay down at the foot of the tree and poied to the lion that was sleeping there.
The lion roared and the fox ran away.
The rooster said, “Didn’t you wa us to pray?” so where are you going
The fox replied: I’m going to renew my ablution and come back!
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Subject: poor ball
Character:
coach
Studes: Amir and Mohammad
scene: school yard
Coach: Guys, where is my ball? It’s not what I’m looking for. You didn’t have a cut?
Amir: No sir, we saw him shoot himself in the courtyard
Coach: By himself?
Mohammad: Yes, sir, he was going very fast, mom, we were all cheering him, I think he got a little nervous.
Coach: Well, who will go to the yard to bring my ball?
Amir: Sir, we would like to go, but unfortunately we decided to pursue our dream career
Coach: What a professional
Amir: Sir, we cheered! We decided to coach
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Subject: Arriving late is prohibited
Characters:
Moderator
Two studes named:
Ehsan, Ali
scene: School office
Angrily moderator: You two are late! Do you know what time it is?
Ali: Sir, by God, we tried very hard to sleep faster last night, to sleep faster, to get to school earlier in the morning.
Nazem laughed and said: Boys, being late will make you miss your classes. If you wa to become a doctor and be successful, you must first be punctual.
Ehsan: Yes, sir, we know, we promise to sleep early and come back soon
Mr. Nazim says: Say no from tomorrow, I will learn from now
Ehsan: I’m sorry, but you took us to the office, we stayed in the office, so how can we be punctual from now on?
Nazem, laughing, says: Very well, run and go upstairs
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